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Goteki
Angelbomb
Venus Fly Trap
I.O.N.
Zwartenblauw
Club Noir, London
Friday June 28
~review and photos by Uncle
Nemesis
The theory, I suppose, goes something like
this. If you book a lot of bands, and squeeze them into one night, you
stand a good chance of bringing in a big audience. Book five bands, each
of whom pull in their own fans - even if they only attract 20 people each,
that's an instant crowd of 100. In a small venue like the 150-capacity
upstairs room at the Garage, where Club Noir takes place, that would count
as a good result.
This, I assume, is the reason why tonight's
Club Noir has turned itself into a mini-festival, with five live acts and
consequently reduced time for the DJs. As a fan of live music, that's fine
by me - but if the intention was to create a big crowd out of the bands'
individual fanbases, I fear something's gone wrong. The audience never
climbs above 50 people all night, and that figure includes band-members.
God knows how many actual paying customers are in - nowhere near enough
to reach break-even, I'd say!
Why is the crowd so small? You don't have
to look far for the reason. Club Noir clashes head-on with Tenebrae, a
longer-running and more established club at Gossips in Soho, where the
Descendants of Cain have a regular live slot. Although the two clubs theoretically
occupy different musical territories - Club Noir is supposedly 'cyber',
Tenebrae roots itself far more firmly in guitar-based music - in practice
everything crosses over with everything, and *any* head-on club-clash in
London will result in one of the two events losing out. It seems Tenebrae
has definitely won tonight's crowd. It'll be interesting to see what happens
in August, when Club Noir takes a deliberate swing towards the guitar-goth
end of the scene, with live sets by The Faces Of Sarah and Corrosion. Now
that amounts to an obvious attempt to steal Tenebrae's audience.
This kind of club-against-club rivalry
can never be healthy for the overall scene, and as a general rule I disapprove
heartily of it - but isn't it interesting that a cyber/electronic oriented
club feels it has to steal a bit of the action from the guitar-goth end
of things? That's a real turnaround from the situation that's existed for
the last few years, when cyberstuff was in the ascendant. Are we seeing
evidence that the much-vaunted resurgence of guitar-based goth is actually
happening? Has the Mighty Bleep had its day? We shall see!
But enough club politics. Let's pay attention
to the bands. Our opening act is Zwartenblauw, who I reviewed at their
previous Club Noir appearance a few months back. That was their first ever
gig: tonight, they're hard-bitten old campaigners by comparison - this
is gig number four. At first glance, it's business
as usual: there's the guitarist, hammering out some robust riffs while
maintaining an impassive presence, and there's the vocalist, in her early
Robert Smith hairstyle, giving us some feisty noo-wave attitude at the
mic. But it's quickly apparent that Zwartenblauw have grown and changed
and developed over the last few months. Their on-stage presence seems more
confident - not that the singer was ever a shrinking violet to start with,
but now the guitarist stands up front instead of hiding in the background,
making Zwartenblauw look much more like a *band*, rather than a bedroom
project that's been hauled into the limelight. The music seems to have
been tweaked a little, too: it's not quite so dominated by the thumping
beat as before - there's more going on, more to actually *listen*
to. The sound mix isn't the best I've ever heard - the vocals are way too
low throughout - but the band overcome this with sheer verve. The fact
that their songs are rather neat, spiky little squibs of post-punk energy
helps a lot, too. 'Talking To Myself' definitely passes the lodge-in-your-brain
test.Yes, we'll definitely give Zwartenblauw the thumbs up.
I recall catching an I.O.N. gig long, long
ago at the Falcon in Camden. Then, they seemed to be doing a fairly standard
EBM/techno thing. Now it seems they've toughened things up, brought in
a big, bad, guitar, and decided to rock out - in a rather surreal virtual-reality
way. The line up is vocals, guitar, keyboard, keyboard, keyboard - so to
look at you'd think they were still predominantly in the EBM zone. And
then they crank up their noise, and it's a gritty rock-monster sound, underpinned
by a walloping dance beat that doesn't so much back up the guitar as challenge
it to a fight. It's an odd mix, but it works.
Comparisons? Well, I suppose The Young Gods must be mentioned here - the
original virtual-rock band! Or perhaps a mash-up of Apoptygma Berzerk....and
the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. The singer, who looks like he's just rolled
in on a skateboard, has a powerful rock voice - and thankfully *sings*
rather than just going for the 'Huurrgghh!' noise we've all heard far too
frequently these days. The whole package is unexpected (hey, I thought
Club Noir was a *cyber* club? Didn't it say 'Electro special' on the ticket?)
but very effective. The band throw in a cover of 'Enter Sandman' which
is a trifle audacious - covering such a familiar song is surely a high-risk
strategy, because if it doesn't work, *that* is what everyone's going to
remember! However, I.O.N. pull off their version of Metallica's finest
moment in fine style, giving the song a no-shit Killing Joke-style backbeat
which gets even the most diehard cyber-types grooving away. We'll chalk
that one up as a result for these virtual rockers, then.
If I.O.N. were something of an anomaly
at a club which supposedly caters for the cyber/electro end of things,
Venus Fly Trap are even more incongruous. This is a band with history:
they've been around, in more
line-ups than I suspect they'd care to remember, since the 1980s, and play
the kind of robust alternorock that was once the main ingredient of Kid
Jensen's alternative music show on Radio One, back when I was young and
impressionable. It's quite nice, in a way, to find that this kind of music
is still being made - although where it fits in to the music scene of today
is anyone's guess. Sure, Venus Fly Trap are incongruous at Club Noir -
but then, they'd be incongruous anywhere these days. Their natural territory
is probably supporting Echo And The Bunnymen on a UK tour, circa 1984.
The band come before us as a duo - guitar and vocals - and launch into
a set of tunes which combine intelligence with attitude. It's a much more
involving performance than the last time I saw them, supporting Altered
States at the Underworld. At that gig, the band just seemed to droop disconsolately
on stage, and trundled through the set without much passion. Tonight, they
go for it in much more vigorous style. Perhaps the small stage is a plus
point here: it concentrates the band's energy and pushes it out at us,
while at the Underworld it all seemed to get lost in the ether. The set
is cut short - it seems things are over-running - so the band fast-forward
the backing track and wrap things up with a cover of proto-cyberpunk combo
Suicide's 'Rocket USA'. A nice touch, given the supposed musical slant
of Club Noir, although I can't help wondering how many people here tonight
recognise the song. One for the old-skoolers, I think!
Angelbomb are a new band to me, but their
presence in the second-top spot presumably means they've
been around a bit and established a bit of profile. The singer, sporting
orange mini-dreadlocks and a blue T-shirt, is the only splash of colour
on stage. He comes across as confident and commanding, the immediate visual
focal point. He's backed by three men in black, all toting guitars. Looks
to me like we've got another band on our hands here who are more rock than
anything else. Well, so much for Club Noir's 'Electro special' concept!
Angelbomb fire up their noise, and, yes, they do indeed rock. In a Nine
Inch Nails way. Sort of. Loads of energy, loads of writhing about on stage,
and musically it's all nailed down to The Mighty Riff. If it were not for
the fact that the beats are coming out of a box, rather than from a live
drum kit (the only 'electro' or 'cyber' element on show here) I'd say an
opening slot for the band at Ozzfest, or some other rawk extravaganza,
would be a distinct possibility. What the hell, maybe Angelbomb should
go for this sort of angle even with the beat box: the rock scene accommodates
all manner of left-field stuff these days. I'm sure nobody would get hung
up on their drum-free line-up. Their set is chopped short - the show is
still running late - but they've made their mark.
At last, it's time for tonight's headliners.
Goteki are, essentially, a rebranded version of Sneaky Bat Machine - a
real-life collection of anime characters with a neat line in bouncy synthpop.
Supposedly, the band's name-change hearalded a more serious approach -
and tonight it's noticable that Sneakybat himself, in his capacity of lead
vocalist, is somewhat dressed down compared to his previous incarnations
as a cyberglam action figure. Why, he's not even wearing goggles! Behind
him, keyboardist Crash 303 sports a beret that gives him a purposeful military
air. Only Doctor A, at the other keyboard (Goteki are the only genuinely
'electro' band tonight) has dressed up in anything approaching the old
Sneaky Bat Machine look. This stripped-down image is, paradoxically, a
bit of an eye-opener - we've become so used to seeing Sneaky and his chums
in full regalia that it's odd, in a way, to see Goteki looking something
like a real band. And I use the words 'real band' deliberately: I think
one of the problems Sneaky Bat Machine had was that everyone simply regarded
them as an amusing novelty. A colourful,
fun, collision between pantomime and manga, an entertaining spectacle on
stage...but you wouldn't necessarily want to buy the album and take it
home to *listen* to. I suspect the new band-identity, and apparent strip-down
of the image, is designed to change all that. Well, the image-change certainly
sends out a let's-get-serious message, but it's hard to tell if this has
been accompanied by any beefing-up of the music. The soundmix, which has
occasionally come close to adequacy tonight, dies on its arse as
soon as Goteki take the stage. It's all bass and midrange, reducing every
song to an identikit thump-thump-thump. Sneaky's vocal is swamped in reverb,
and so far back in the mix it creates the bizarre impression that while
Sneaky himself is present, his voice is still in the dressing room. The
reverb isn't even knocked back between the songs, so when Sneaky speaks
to the audience it sounds like he's addressing us from the bottom of a
very deep well. The only song that emerges from the murk in half-way recognisable
form is the old Sneaky Bat Machine hit, 'Boneshaker', which is greeted
with somewhat relieved enthusiasm by the audience - at last, something
identifiable enough to dance to! The band try hard to make it all work,
but it's heavy going. I think we'll have to wait for the next gig before
we can assess Goteki on their true merits.
A rather frustrating night, then, which
raises more questions than it answers. A 'cyber' club which seems to think
that four guitar-based bands out of five constitutes an 'Electro special'
- and which seems intent on moving towards guitar-goth for future events?
Has Club Noir lost the plot? Given the poor turn-out tonight, it certainly
seems as if Club Noir is losing its audience. All five bands did well under
trying conditions - but *why* were those conditions so trying? It strikes
me that someone, somewhere, just isn't taking care of business - and certainly
doesn't seem to know much about music! Club Noir has to either shape up
- or close down. Which way will it go? We shall watch and wait...
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Reviewed by Uncle Nemesis: http://www.nemesis.to
Goteki: http://www.goteki.com
Angelbomb: [No website?]
Venus Fly Trap: http://www.spiralarchive.com
I.O.N: [No website?]
Zwartenblauw: http://www.geocities.com/zwartenblauw
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