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Stazi
Miss Pain
Freebutt, Brighton
Friday February 25 2005
~review and photos by Uncle
Nemesis
In a small pub tucked away behind the Phoenix
Gallery in a Brighton back street, eighties electro, gleeful kitsch, and
twenty-first century art-pop are colliding like quarks in a particle accelerator.
Weird un-rock music plays through the PA; a slide projector is being set
up. Mills and Boon romantic novels are scattered about - revealing, on
close examination, sundry hand-penned alterations to the text. And somebody’s
handing out bingo cards. This, obviously, is not yer usual gig. Nope: it’s
an evening of marvels assembled by Brighton’s electro-glam racketeers Miss
Pain, who are not so much a band as a fully-assembled entertainment experience.
And, as it happens, they’re first on stage tonight.
Miss Pain look like they took a wrong turn
on the way to the disco. There are three of them: a bloke on guitar, who
with fine disregard for the style police is wearing a splendidly pink skinny
tie, and two girls in what would be fashionable party finery, if this were
1982. They arrange themselves amid vintage synthesizers - the kind that
come in wood veneer cabinets, and have chunky knobs that must be twiddled
in order to emit noise, and promptly swing into a set of tunes in which
vintage Cabaret Voltaire
bloops and squiggles dance mightily to a mutant disco beat. Over all this
the guitar schlangs, clangs, fuzzes and grinds, and generally tries to
assert its authority, like a schoolteacher vainly trying to keep order
in a boisterous playground. The lyrics - strange vignettes of behind-the-net-curtains
British life, as far as I can tell - are delivered in a deadpan, narrative
style by a nice young lady in a silver dress, who takes up a megaphone
to make sure we don’t miss a thing. They have a song called ‘Electric Blue
Fire Hazard’ which seems to be an anthem in praise of, erm, undergarments
manufactured in synthetic fibres - essential wear for the suburban British
bedroom. Meanwhile, visuals flicker on the screen behind the band. If all
this seems like very early-eighties, John Peel show stuff - well, that
certainly does seem to be where a lot of Miss Pain’s influences are coming
from. But they have a secret weapon: everything comes wrapped in wit and
humour. The band are ever-ready to laugh at themselves, their kitchy retro
aesthetic, the temperamental vintage synths, even the collapasing microphone
stand. They could never do that dour, long-raincoat eighties electronica
thing, because they’re just too much of a glittery pop group. It’s this
combination of art-punk electro influences and disco glitz, the opposites-attract
mash-up of severe electronics and pop gaudiness that works. Miss Pain are
a shimmer of guilty pleasure.
Then it’s bingo time. Personally, I’m all
for games of chance occurring in any suitable interval at a gig, and any
band which can get an entire audience squinting in unison at bingo cards
certainly gets my vote. The winner accepts his lavish prize (two tea towels)
with well-feigned delight, and then it’s time for Stazi.
Stazi come from Manchester, and they’re
a gloriously illogical collision of influences so disparate you have to
wonder what strange conjunction of planets allowed them to exist in the
first place. Think of a torch-song version of Kraftwerk; think of two new
wave surrealists gatecrashing karaoke night in a Lancashire working men’s
club. Think of The Fall, as remixed by Giorgio Moroder. Think, if you can
bear it, of Morecambe and Wise doing performance-art disco. Stazi, in short,
are not a normal band. Come to that, they’re not any sort of
band. They’re an experience, a turn, an aberration, a loophole in reality.
And fortunately, given that this sort of stuff can so often fall flat,
they’re actually rather good. They comprise two well-dressed gents in pinstripes.
One sings with a kind of wild-eyed desperation, as if it’s all going horribly
wrong but he’s determined to get through the performance somehow, while
his colleague pokes hopefully at a toy keyboard. (‘Are you miming?’ asks
someone in the crowd, mock-incredulous. ‘Miming? Never! See for yourself!’
asserts the keyboard player, passing his entire instrument, unencumbered
by any wires, out into the audience.) The music, rolling thunderously off
a backing track, is a punchy, groovy, electronic rumble, and the vocals,
a bashed-up soulful holler, suit the tunes just fine. Here’s the essential
fact about Stazi which, ultimately, makes what they do work: somewhere
underneath all the weirdness and the wildness and that studied anti-band
approach, there’s actually a bona fide pop group trying to get out. They
have a song called ‘Walk Of Shame’, about wending your way home in the
small hours, realising another night of your life has been pissed up the
wall to no avail, and a genuinely affecting take on the old soul tune ‘The
Drifter’. They throw out a rumbustious glam-stomper of an anthem
entitled ‘How Sleazy Do You Want It?’, upon which the Stazi boys suddenly
sound like they’re challenging Soft Cell to a fight. They even sample Guns
‘n’ Roses, and, don’t ask me how, succeed in making Slash’s guitar riffs
sound entirely natural amid the electronic brew. The entire performance
is loud and ludicrous and manic, and I can imagine under more conventional
circumstances might seem deliberately antagonistic. But here, amid Miss
Pain’s surreal party atmosphere, it works.
see the photos from this
concert here
Stazi: http://www.wearestazi.com
Miss Pain: http://www.misspain.co.uk
The Freebutt: http://www.ents24.com/web/venue/2376/Brighton/The_Freebutt.html
Reviewed by Uncle Nemesis: http://www.nemesis.to
04/15/05 |